Iowa Republican Legislators vs. Gay Marriage

Apparently, Iowa's same-sex marriage status (we allow it) has the same effect on Republican State Legislators as the old high school injunction, "Don't wear green on Thursday!" It's just another example of cootiephobia, a bit unexpected in grownups.

At any rate, the State Legislature, which is controlled by adults (mostly Democrats, at the moment) has shut off debate on the issue, and now all those Repubelicans (wink wink nudge nudge) are threatening to take their juvenile cause to the voters in November, apparently in the belief that a deep and silent groundswell of like-minded Iowans with brain itch will surge forward to demand a Constitutional Convention to ban same-sex marriage.

Maybe in your school that Unwritten Law of Heterosexual Behavior was about not wearing blue jeans on Wednesday, but every high school has one. Apparently, the concept that closet gays need some kind of radar or secret sign to find each other takes up about as much time and imagination as Godzilla box office statistics. These are the same people who always found the well-coiffed castrati in Certs commercials reassuringly non-threatening.

Apparently, sex in high school is still no laughing matter. Which makes perfectly good sense, considering how hard it is to find a normal, well-adjusted partner with brains and a car.

McCain: “I’ll follow Osama bin Laden to the gates of hell!”

Dah dah da-dumty DAAAHHHHHHHHHH HUM... I forget, what was it the Flying Dutchman promised? At least he said it during the Olympics, when not even the Devil was watching. (True, but MSNBC has retold the story time and time again without end, so Jack Scratch may have caught up wi' 'im by now...)

Has John McCain really stopped beating his wife?

My theory is, that as a maverick former Navy pilot who may or may not have been addicted to popping speed just prior to getting shot down over Vietnam (frankly S.O.P. among Navy pilots, with designer amphetamines actually prescribed by Navy doctors to "reduce fatique under combat conditions"), McCain's notorious royal rages might actually be all too easy to explain. Why would Cindy McCain put up with visible bruising, though? I mean, with her billions, and all? It must be ruv.

On an entirely unrelated topic, it's good to know that John McCain would never associate himself with, or benefit from, such a sleazeball chamberpot of slimy lies as Obama Nation^† — yuck, yuck, "abomination," get it? Now that's a kneecapper!!!

†_{Alleged popularity inflated by massive bulk buys by the author and a few of his so-called "business associates", according to the New York Times. My guess is, they'll be using all that rag paper under the boilers at Anheuser-Busch, so it's not a total loss.}