The Fourfold Noble Truth of Chemo

• You are constipated (and in pain, ow ow ow ow...)
• There is a cause for constipation (it's the morphine, stupid!)
• There is an end to constipation (it takes awhile, though)
• Therefore, Nobly Born,
  1. Eat Prune #1.
  2. Eat Prune #2.
  3. Eat Prune #3.
  4. Eat Prune #4.
  5. Eat Prune #5.
  6. Eat Prune #6.
  7. Eat Prune #7.
  8. Concentrate!

_{And now you will never forget The Fourfold Noble Truth of Buddhism, will you? (^^;)}