Meanwhile, back at the Gulf...

Now that things have gotten so bad there's no hope of EVER sealing off the BP gusher, it's good to see other issues taking up time on cable news. Compassion burnout, time to change the subject to potsherds, I guess.

On the other hand, nearly everyone agrees with Stephen Colbert that we should all make a mental note to send a Terminator back in time to take out BP's CEO, Tony Hayward. Thank God Skynet doesn't need WD-40.