Masters

What a mixed bag. On one hand, the guy who came in fifth could find no fault with himself or his game decrepitating on the back nine. On the other, some kid from South Africa won the green jacket this year. On the third hand, the young turk so calm and Ferris Buehler-like those first three days got paired with the strictly business grownup Angel Cabrera and started playing like Long Duk Dong. Only the Aussies (Jason Day and Adam Scott, T2; and Geoff Ogilvy, T5 with He Who Must Not Be Named) got through the day with their aplomb intact, if not their leads. It was fun watching the naddering nabobs paging frantically back and forth through the blankest pages of their talking points notebooks.

Maybe not what Bobby Jones had in mind.