It's 2012 already?

It's crepuscular dawn in America, and the horde of Tee Potty numbats is crawling back to their holes to snooze through another day. Avoid thought, gentlevermin. Avoid thought...

And my god, America, isn't anyone going to realize that finding missing pages from the crassest Wah Between Thah States propaganda novel since Birth of a Nation is, unlike Sherman's march to the sea, NOT a good thing?

Antebellum zombies, now. Yes, that would be good. "Ankly, eye near, Ah ohn'd ivva ganzschjj."