Friday, April 08, 2011

Damn All Republicans and Their Ferenghi Ilk

Rabid dogs, all of 'em. What the hell happened to my Grandfather's Republicans? The ones like Dwight Eisenhower and Nelson Rockefeller, or even Barry Goldwater who was at least civil. These days, all we get are diseased spawn of Satan, masquerading behind Mephistophelean good looks, the pussbuckets.

When they take away your VA benefits and Social Security checks today, fellow geezers, just remember all you need to know is, REPUBLICANS DID THIS TO YOU! The gorge will rise, the ire will rancor, but no matter the provocation WE will NEVER throw widowed Liberty on the same bonfire which burns away the last vestige of Republican decency.

Ok, that's reaching, but I was going for Republicans in the hands of an angry God. Futile, of course. They'll never get the allusion.

Toning it down then, let us give up Republicans for Lent, devil take the sorry lot of 'em.



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