America's "Royal Wedding"? Chelsea Clinton??!

I don't think Chelsea Clinton is remotely monarch-like. A little blue, maybe. She's no monarch.

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Jesus, Buddha and Mother Theresa meet a lepidopterist on the road. Jesus says, "Swish your net on that side of the field, George." Buddha glances at a small brass box full of #2 black enamel pins, one of which impales a gorgeously iridescent blue morpho, but says nothing, contemplating no doubt those creatures of this sorry Earth whose beauty is intensified by their very transitoriness. Mother Theresa lurches forward, sucks in her breath just in time, and remarks, "Oh, I thought you said leper!"