Memo to Blag: Don't tease the big cats

At least Nixon had co-conspirators. Blagoyevich got nothin' but stocks and bonds and pillories.

Conspiracy with whom, huh? Solicitation from whom, hey? These are transitive verbs, and social crimes! There's at least one co-conspirator in the woodwork, right?

For all we know, Blagojevich knew he was bugged and was just playing Carmen Miranda-style phone tease with Humorless Fitz & The Wiretappers. Boom chica boom, boys.