A Preview of Coming Distractions

Yup, you know they're already blocking this out on cocktail napkins... Barack Obama? Easy. Will Smith, of course. Michelle Obama? Sanaa Lathan...! (The survivor from AVP: Alien vs. Predator. Yeah, yeah, I know the problem, but they put Tom Cruise on stilts, right?) Secretary of State Hillary Clinton? Hmmm... I dunno, you'd need a female Mortimer Snerd to capture that cheek structure... Betty White? Barbara Walters? Effie Klinker? Madeleine Albright? Myrna Loy?

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The real distraction^† is the LPGA 2008 Qualifying Tournament which tees off on Wednesday next.

^†Because an applicant from the Q Continuum will be playing incognito, down among the W's.