The arctic is heating up

Russia claims the Lomonsov Ridge under the north pole is an extension of their continental shelf. Probably moot until the Arctic Ocean is navigable year round. The one I'm waiting for is the Greenland land rush. Diamonds, and rubies, and beryls — Oh, my!

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You didn't get the "green candle" reference at all, did you? Just as well. Alfred Jarry is not something you can unwatch, exactly.