Osama bin Laden is Dead
- Nobody assassinated David Letterman (we pretended to be incompetent stumblebums who couldn't find a barn from the inside).
- We flooded Waziristan and rural countrysides with killer drones (we regretted killing civilians and avoided cities).
- We cowered meekly when Pakistan told us to keep U.S. troops out of their country (engendering that uncanny sixth sense of invulnerability bin Laden so enjoyed).
Flipped, faked or photoshopped photo
alleged to be Osama bin Laden
dead after Abbottabad Raid is NSW;
"China Military" appears here instead
of the photo Reuters says is fake.
Labels: Osama bin Laden