According to my t-shirt...

I have the body of a god.

Unfortunately, it's Buddha.

Cancer notwithstanding, my rotundity also makes me by the world's standards a wealthy man. The gods are toying with us.

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Speaking of toying with the gods, I've inched along and am now trying to get past the Proudclad in Chapter 12. The end of the game must be nearby. From Barthandelus in Oerba onwards, the game gets tedious, without much in the way of rewards.