Grate Pretenders

The last authentic "Lady GaGa" was Marilyn Monroe, not these latterday pretenders. Aside from the one we have now (Praise be to Allah!), the woman is inimitable.

So when some kind of "talent search" turns up a fake look-alike to sell whatever it was they were selling, the result is excrutiatingly painful to watch. If it were my product, I'd blacklist the incompetent who dreamed it up. That much potential syzygy — and memorability near absolute zero? Dolt.