Troo Luv

Mark Sanford's unmanly public self-flagellation makes no sense to me. If he can afford to pay alimony and child support to the ex and her brood, and if Chapur is as crazy out of her mind as he is (a big if, I'll grant you), the American Way is to bail, scamper off to the Caribbean, keep six-toed hamsters and write Sex and the City episodes. Fish for marlin. Beat off sharks. Love a gun. Run with the booleans at Rum Rickey's. Drive an ambulance in Spanish Harlem. Clean a B-flat Benelli.