The Fonzi

Fonzi's not a smart boy, but Fonzi's kind of cool —
Fonzi's got no use for another year of school!

Fonzi woke up screaming in the middle of the night —
Fonzi tumbled out of bed and fell onto his bike!

Fonzi pulled his switchblade and ran it through his hair,
Fonzi slipped his shades on and pointed at the air —

Fonzi snapped his fingers and stepped into a tub
Of boiling white hot ice cubes and a pound of VapoRub.

When morning came he woke up and discovered he was still
Dick Cheney after all.