I.T.L.A.P.D. (RRR...!)

Avast, ye lubbers! Consid'rin' o' the trubbles i' Puntland^† o' late, it's gettin' 'arder to take All T'ings Piratical as nonsensic'ly, me 'earties, as may't be deservin' of.

^†Dotzin Somalie, ye 'oomin cruft.