Another Strangely Relevant Narrative

This is the "Lane Mastodon" 3-D comic from Infocom's Leather Goddesses of Phobos text adventure (1986). It's not as interesting as Sarah Palin's engagingly tense narrative, naturally, since it contains no prevarications, lies or fibs — on the other hand, it's completely made up. (Gosh, how does that work?)