Cynic: Where you wash the baby the Stoic brings

I see Michelle Wie is still nursing a bum wrist. Not bad. There's a whole 'nuther game surrounding the game of golf, of course. If you wuz a sixteen year old girl who plays the grand old game like Old Tom who's just figured out she'll have to play Twister on Asian teen party teevee ('stead of playing golf) for the next eight years, wouldn't you rather ice your scaphoid (which is fractured anyway) and play the Stanford card for all it's worth? Most teens get irate when their parents plan their lives for them (think Amy on Futurama, think your kid), so no entourage of smiley buttsniffing lucre loungers has got a chance. Rock on, kiddo.