At World's End... (eventually)

Ok, the movie was too long, but the "Hold yer water!" line was funny, coming when it did. The credits were also too long, so most people will miss the teaser at the exact end. And way too commercial, like anybody believes the fountain of youth is in Orlando, Florida.

But boring? Confusing? Incoherent? Pretty easy to follow, if you've been paying attention. Movie critics...