I'm still a fan, by the way

Seventeen is not as sweet as sixteen, is it? I'm still a Michelle Wie fan — she's my idea of the Kansas City Chiefs. But $10 million bucks can sure be a nasty bed of fish hooks if you're paid to be sexy and virginal and good at golf. Normal contracting is bad enough, but that kind of open-ended prom date must be hell. Which is where I'd tell 'em all to go, starting with the million-dollar swing doctors. Nobody was giving her lessons when nobody knew she was good.