Rosy moments in RCIA...
HE: I've discovered that "Poor Banished Children of Eve" is really Salve Regina, which is a Gregorian chant dating from the Eleventh Century!
SHE: I don't think you're supposed to rhyme that with 'vagina'."
"Shall I mangle this churl's leg, Hantis?" — Pul the Grik-Dog, final chapter, W.O.K.