Thursday, September 30, 2010

Holy Liver Cancer, Batman!

Feeling a little upbeat this morning... Tumor humor. A myocardial infarction, a hepatocellular carcinoma, and a mild case of acne head uptown for Happy Hour. "Triple bypass," says the m.i., "and I feel great!" "That ain't nothing," says the HPCC, "the doc put a hole in my liver and burned out the tumor, so the cancer's gone and I feel great!" The case of mild acne says nothing at all for a moment, but slaps her gold badge on the countertop and pulls out a CZ 75 SP-01 Phantom from somewhere on her slim frame. "Barkeep," she says. "Switch it over to Warehouse 13, ok?"

Seems funny to me.



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