The Second Civil War
With practice, the whole South could rise again, but Obama can bring the entire Kornflake Kracklin' Kornfedrit States of America to its knees a lot quicker just by demanding union contacts in foreign-owned factories, such as Toyota. Even weirder: Fox squirrels in D.C. will eat KFC™ chicken bones out of the trash bins on the Mall, and stare appraisingly at the tourists. I think they remember the Civil War.
"No doctors!" — Baron von Munchausen