Pillaging the Village

Patrick McGoohan had the Cold War and a #2 who got liquidated and recycled at sudden intervals like Soviet commissars. This 2009 stuff is Gresham's Law for dullness. They even got Rover wrong. How can you mess up messing with a sphere? Supersize it some more? Make it fløbber?

I won't be back in the mindset until Warehouse 13 rolls out its new season. Can they get Dakota Fanning to join the ensemble for that one? Please? She could outrank the Regents.

Sadly, I always
   satirize haiku... senryu...
      whatchamacallits.
      — from precious little murders, tiny haiku-style by f. riley hall