Head Pilates

What is truth? We must adopt a pragmatic definition: it is what is believed to be the truth. A lie that is put across therefore becomes the truth and may, therefore, be justified. The difficulty is to keep up lying... it is simpler to tell the truth and if a sufficient emergency arises, to tell one, big thumping lie that will then be believed.
        — Ministry of Information, memo on the maintenance of British civilian morale, 1939

This is modern times, there ain't supposed to be no more miracles — O'Tempera O'Mores