"Epic fail!"

The looming prospect of H1N1 has caused a few procedural adjustments in masses at All Saints: No wine, for awhile. No "sign of peace" for fellow parishioners (although rioting in the pews is still frowned upon, I take it.)

So, with that in mind, I committed a bit of a gaffe this morning. I dropped the host I'd just received on the gymnasium floor (All Saints is remodelling). Picked it up, brushed it off, and ate it.

In my personal opinion, God clearly understands the ten-second rule.