John McCain: "Viva la barracuda!"

John McCain s^† his lying bitch valkyries unvaccinated, I guess. Sarah Palin is now in full gape attack dog biohazard mode. It wasn't pretty when war hero Bob Dole did it, and it's even less attractive now when Palin hikes up her hemline with that hooker's twitch on her lips and salavers into her above-the-knee, made-fer-walkin' boots. Never saw that one comin', I betcha! Ye gods, doggonit, I must be psychic...

^†"With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. However, this is not necessarily a good idea...." — RFC 1925