Illegal Immigrants

It turns out that New Zealanders take a dim view of all furriners, but especially the non-native brushtail possums which "destroy 20,000 tonnes of NZ bush every night!!!"

The brushtail-type illegal immigrants were brought over all the way from convict-infested Australia about 150 years ago.

Commerce has a solution — Genuine Possum Fur^® Link

New Zealand possums are not to be confused with those nasty rat-like American "O-possums!"