Laughing Stock

Could anything ridicule American women's soccer more than Jim Mike, nikesoccer.com's infuriatingly degrading "PR man?" The expression on the players' faces says it all.

Hopefully, now that the Women's National Team has imploded, Nike's revolting efforts to put a little sex in the beautiful game "or else" will dry up along with its pecuniary returns.

Brazil 4 - USA Zip! Zilch! Nada! Rien! (Don't Marta have prettiful feet? Wow!)