Teabag

Curiously enough, I had a cat named Teabag. He started out as a greymalkin kitten named Sinbad, but turned into Teabag because he would chase and fetch these little U-shaped paper springs that I origami'd out of Lipton teabag covers. Quite a three dimensional character, that cat, but not the smartest. This is by way of registering the following snide comment on Rupert Murdock's astroturf ("fake grass roots") teabaggery campaign: Pbbbffttt!