Horse Feathers

The Cedar Rapids Gazette sort of endorsed John McCain this morning. I hope Hell is that tepid — they didn't exactly boil Barack Obama in oil, either. More like a pebble massage with a pint of hot Vicks. With circulation that sluggish, maybe they couldn't afford to offend anybody?

McCain, lightly braised with faint damnation for an "uncharacteristic" sleazeball campaign, is no doubt showering as we pique.