Krokodilly Circus

Chill, Bill,
while we pillory Hillary.

I understand the Bloomberg urge
to cover nothing up with serge;
may his campaign be unending —
God, I hope he keeps on spending.

John McCain
is novacaine.

Lo, the lowly Huckabee —
mired in choir.

Sit, Mitt!

Obamarama, long on vision,
slightly shorter on precision.